Wednesday, April 29, 2015

War on Christmas

My field marshal sent a coded message my way, informing me that we’ll be starting much, much earlier this year. (OK, I’ll admit it, FOX News. The war on Christmas is real, OK? You caught us. Big deal!) Worse though, he’s planning on assigning me to poinsettia eradication. Poinsettia eradication!! My god I’m going to be busy!!

BILL

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