Friday, April 10, 2015

What's Good For the Gander is Good For the Gander

NEWS ITEM: Despite his being born in Canada, most believe Senator Ted Cruz is eligible to serve as President because his mother was a U.S. citizen living in the U.S. for more than 10 years (as required by the Nationality Act of 1940).

EDITORIAL: “Most” is not all, my friends. May I be the first to say we need proof of 3,650 days of Ted’s mother actually residing within the land mass known as The United States of America? How do we know for an absolute, irrefutable fact that she did not spend any time outside the US during this critical juncture? She could have been residing in any number of places. Like, oh, I don’t know… Kenya maybe! And, yes, I’m talking 3,650 separate, verifiable documents proving she was here at the time. To do otherwise is to ingloriously squat over our hallowed Constitution and relinquish the contents of one’s fetid bowels.

In the spirit of “Where’s the birth certificate?” might I propose “Where are the 3,650 separate documents of certification?”

Now… who’s with me?!

BILL

Twitter: @BillBekkala

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